Sehun modeling 

• Photographer:  Okay, Sehun is next. Make sure you do a sad expression, okay?
• Sehun:  
• Photographer:  Ok, get on the set.
• Photographer:  You may start now.
• Sehun:  (≖︿≖✿)
• Sehun:  (≖︿≖✿)
• Photographer:  STOP! Sehun, I said a sad expression, not angry or grumpy, okay?
• Photographer:  Start again.
• Sehun:  (≖︿≖✿) ...
• Sehun:  (≖︿≖✿) ...
• Photographer:  *sigh* Bring him over.
• Sehun:  ∑(゜Д゜;)
• Sehun:  (▰˘◡˘▰)
• Luhan:  Sehun-ah..
• Sehun:  (ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ～
• Luhan:  Model good okay? Just do what the photographer says.
• Sehun:  (´･ω･`)
• Photographer:  Okay, Luhan, get off the set, Sehun let's try again.
• Sehun:  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ LUHAN!
• Luhan:  Don't throw the table Sehun! ∑(゜Д゜;)
• Luhan:  Fine, if you're not going to listen, I'm going. ¬_¬
• Sehun:  ∑(゜Д゜;)
• Sehun:  Photographer, do it now (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
• Photographer:  o-okay, let's start.
• Sehun:  ~(◡︿◡✿)
• Sehun:  ~(◡︿⊙✿)
• Sehun:  ~(◡△◡✿)
• Photographer:  Okay! That's great! You're done for now, Sehun!

Sehun modeling 

• Photographer:  Okay, Sehun is next. Make sure you do a sad expression, okay?
• Sehun:  
• Photographer:  Ok, get on the set.
• Photographer:  You may start now.
• Sehun:  (≖︿≖✿)
• Sehun:  (≖︿≖✿)
• Photographer:  STOP! Sehun, I said a sad expression, not angry or grumpy, okay?
• Photographer:  Start again.
• Sehun:  (≖︿≖✿) ...
• Sehun:  (≖︿≖✿) ...
• Photographer:  *sigh* Bring him over.
• Sehun:  ∑(゜Д゜;)
• Sehun:  (▰˘◡˘▰)
• Luhan:  Sehun-ah..
• Sehun:  (ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ～
• Luhan:  Model good okay? Just do what the photographer says.
• Sehun:  (´･ω･`)
• Photographer:  Okay, Luhan, get off the set, Sehun let's try again.
• Sehun:  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ LUHAN!
• Luhan:  Don't throw the table Sehun! ∑(゜Д゜;)
• Luhan:  Fine, if you're not going to listen, I'm going. ¬_¬
• Sehun:  ∑(゜Д゜;)
• Sehun:  Photographer, do it now (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
• Photographer:  o-okay, let's start.
• Sehun:  ~(◡︿◡✿)
• Sehun:  ~(◡︿⊙✿)
• Sehun:  ~(◡△◡✿)
• Photographer:  Okay! That's great! You're done for now, Sehun!

Kpop - understand it before you criticize it.  

• Friend:  Why do you like KPOP so much anyway? I mean, you can't even understand most of the lyrics and their autotuned songs-
• Me:  Don't start that again.
• Friend:  But-
• Me:  Have you ever experienced waking up every morning just to deliver milk in order to not burden your parents with the training expenses?
• Friend:  Well, no, but-
• Me:  Did you drop out of high school to pursue your dream even if you're uncertain that you'll make it big?
• Me:  Have you tried dancing and singing onstage with your heels on?
• Me:  Did you experience hearing so much criticism you end up breaking down but you have to put on a smile for the sake of others?
• Me:  Have you tried getting no more than two hours of sleep before tackling a new day all over again?
• Me:  Did you experience having a hater that can go as far as putting glue in your drink, causing you to be hospitalized? And at the end, you'll forgive her because she's the same age as your sibling?
• Me:  Have you tried auditioning countless of times before finally getting accepted?
• Me:  Can you stay single for the sake of your supporters?
• Me:  Can you sing and dance--live--at the same time?
• Me:  Can you live up to the image a company has given you?
• Me:  Can you bear living away from your family and friends, not being able to communicate with them for a long time because of your work?
• Friend:  Well, when we grow up that's what we'll do anyway so-
• Me:  At the age of fifteen, sixteen, seventeen or maybe even eighteen?
• Friend:  
• Me:  There's more to KPOP than it seems. If you see them without the spotlight shining down on them, then you'll understand.
•  BRAVOOO~~!
•  READ THIS NON KPOPERS! DON'T YOU JUST JUDGE THEM!

When I first found out about EXO... 

• Expectation of Tao:  Mysterious, badass wushu-practicing maknae who will kick your ass
• Reality:  Aegyo-master who is forever cute, awkward and a crybaby. Also eats the most.
• Expectation of D.O.:  Sexy lead singer with the sexiest voice
• Reality:  Forever confused
• Expectation of Luhan:  Adorable, pretty, sweet and must logically be one of the youngest members
• Reality:  Adorable, pretty, sweet and is one of the oldest members. Also the laziest lol.
• Expectation of Kai:  Lead dancer who is also the face of the group, therefore must be extremely cool
• Reality:  Dork whose failed attempts at aegyo are forever endearing
• Expectation of Chanyeol:  Cute-faced therefore must be sweet and squishable
• Reality:  Deep-voiced rapper, dorky and has the most epic (and slightly creepy) :D face 80% of the time
• Expectation of Kris:  Clearly badass, extremely tall, sexy, handsome man
• Reality:  Unexpectedly cuuuuuuuuuuute ;A;
• Expectation of Se Hun:  Cool, sexy dancer who appears cold. They can never convince me you're the maknae.
• Reality:  Forever awkward and loveable, I see why you are the maknae OTL
• Expectation of Xiumin:  Adorable squishy cheeks and sexy smile omg
• Reality:  dshjfghdfgjhdjhsg can I squish your cheeks now you adorable person you
• Me:  Why do they even bother with all these cool/badass concepts anymore OTLlll

taeminspenis:

Where the hell is this!?!? I NEED to go there! O.O

생일 축하 [Happy Birthday] Our lovely maknae, Oh Se-Hoon!

_{happy 19th birthday to our lovely derp maknae sehun ♡}

Happy Birthday Sehun - April 12, 1994

Err… how do I put this? Hello derp, I never actually thought I’d like love you and stan your group. I was just looking for a bias but you stupid scumbag caught my eyes. Pretty boy with osam dance skills and dude you got the height. Give me your height please. Alright, be happy and faithful to your Luhan. I’d love to see you together. And make love childs. 

instantkimchi:

k another giveaway,

this time, I’m giving away exo-k’s new album and B.A.P’s warrior

• must be following instantkimchi.tumblr.com
• likes don’t count
• one reblog will count as one entry
• reblog up to 3 times per day
• excessive reblogging will result in elimination
• first winner picks one of the two albums,
• second winner receives the remaining album
• ends on May 1st, 2012.
• world wide shipping is included